The government isn’t actually going to buy any sort of crypto right?

I know it’s been news for awhile that some type of crypto reserve is expected.

I know trump is a wild guy and wouldn’t be that crazy for him to do this, but as a neutral party and non resident of USA this just doesn’t seem like it has a chance of happening.

Sure we can see trump is messing around with creating his own tokens but I just don’t see a real reserve happening (closest thing would just be not selling the Bitcoin they have already seized)