GW20 POST-DEADLINE REGRET THREAD

Perfect. We've been sitting here talking all season, and you all never bothered to learn my name. We're so... buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean, we don't even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. All great, but I ask you this. If I was a big old guy with a big burly white beard... would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back? Think about that for one second.

Good luck this week.