The most FPL season of FPL to ever happen: GW22 Edition
PSA: There is to be a public execution of EVERYONE in this thread who said that Salah was the “obvious captain this week”. There are snakes in the grass, people. Godspeed.
Ghandi clarts Isak’s streak and sends cappers home with 4 points. Hall also got 4 points; luckily he wasn’t there to concede all 4 goals. Poetry.
Meanwhile, Bournemouth turn into 2006 Brazil the MINUTE they sniff a decrease in FPL ownership.
Flekken plays his signature move and loses another 8 points in injury time to DARWIN NUNEZ.
Forest find a way to lose a clean sheet AND concede a second goal to fucking Southampton of all teams.
Donkey Calvert-Lewin sets the trap after returning against Dr Tottenham.
Joao Pedro.
Arsenal fuck up yet another game by trying to complete their “Take 10 Corners” objective. If you still own double defence, you’re just asking for it.
So next week Salah’s got Ipswich and Isak’s got Southampton. Chris Wood captain it is, then. Goodnight.