WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON???
YOU'RE EITHER A DOUBLE EDGE SICKLE BLOOD OR A HEAVY MACHINE GUN CRIP. YOU ARE LITERALLY UNABLE TO BE BOTH OR NEITHER.
COME TO THE HEAVY MACHINE GUN SIDE. WE GOT:
- 150 DAMAGE (FUCKTONS) WITHOUT NEEDING TO CHARGE UP FOR ONE MORBILLION SECONDS
- 0 SELF DAMAGE (FUCKZILCH)
- 35 DURABLE DAMAGE (SEVEN FUCKTIMES MORE THAN THE DES)
- 25 STAGGER FORCE (ENOUGH TO KNOCK A HUNTER OUT OF A POUNCE AND 2.5X MORE THAN THE DES)
- INFINITELY MORE DEMOCRACY PER SECOND THAN THE DES
- DOESN'T REQUIRE INFLAMMABLE ARMOR
- DOESN'T REQUIRE A SIDEKICK TO STIM YOU CONSTANTLY
- MADE OF 100% HOME-GROWN BULLET, NOT STUPID FUCKING SPACE NONSENSE
YOU'RE EITHER A DOUBLE EDGE SICKLE BLOOD OR A HEAVY MACHINE GUN CRIP. YOU ARE LITERALLY UNABLE TO BE BOTH OR NEITHER.
COME TO THE HEAVY MACHINE GUN SIDE. WE GOT:
- 150 DAMAGE (FUCKTONS) WITHOUT NEEDING TO CHARGE UP FOR ONE MORBILLION SECONDS
- 0 SELF DAMAGE (FUCKZILCH)
- 35 DURABLE DAMAGE (SEVEN FUCKTIMES MORE THAN THE DES)
- 25 STAGGER FORCE (ENOUGH TO KNOCK A HUNTER OUT OF A POUNCE AND 2.5X MORE THAN THE DES)
- INFINITELY MORE DEMOCRACY PER SECOND THAN THE DES
- DOESN'T REQUIRE INFLAMMABLE ARMOR
- DOESN'T REQUIRE A SIDEKICK TO STIM YOU CONSTANTLY
- MADE OF 100% HOME-GROWN BULLET, NOT STUPID FUCKING SPACE NONSENSE