Fire crotch essentials

Alright, I’ve smoked a lot of cannabis in my day but this is only my second online order, first one from lit (I have another due to come Monday from this company). Please keep in mind this is my personal opinion on this specific batch, YMMV.

SMELL:

1/10

Right off the bat cracking the seal on the bag alone (not even the zip lock part) filled my nose!!! But not with what you would think. More of an earthy, sweet, moldy smell? It was unpleasant, I wish I could say “this shit was gas bruhhh” but I’m an honest dude and this smell would not appeal to any smoker I know of, but maybe I’m being a harsh critic? Not the gas smell we all know and love. I’ve done my research beforehand to understand this could be a curing issue. Into the jar with a boveda pack we go. But dear god boys.

LOOKS:

8/10

Okay I’m probably gonna get shit on here as well, but this is just my opinion. It’s a fucking $40/oz. For $40 this is some decent looking bud. Not too dry by any means, very sticky, a little dead leaf here and there, but also some nice purple glow on a few nugs. My fingers were incredibly sticky after handling. I’ve had much much worse from dispensaries and can’t complain.

TASTE:

7/10

This is 100% my personal opinion, but it leaves something to be desired. My fiancé REALLY liked the taste, said it was much more approachable and not so “in your face” which I can agree with. It’s a very mellow, sweeter earthy taste, with that old “cleaner” note very subtly in the back of each hit. I will say to me the flavor got better as the joint burned about halfway through. It was more bold which is more my style, and a more pronounced “cleaner” taste.

EFFECTS:

9/10

This is where this strain shined for me, from my understanding it’s supposed to be a very well balanced hybrid. And that’s exactly what was delivered. I wanted to draw, felt artistic, and was energized unlike the indica dominate I’ve been smoking. The sativa aspect was definently there. And when I wanted to relax and watch a movie I was having no issues with my anxiety or panic attacks.

Overall ide give this a 7/10. The smell is NOT there. The taste is good but left something to be desired, but the high was a very nice surprise.

TLDR: 7/10 smells like a thrift store that only sells rugs. But very nice high.