Cursed with NSF knowledge

Shag ah, I 21F (can’t believe I’m in my 20s) struggle with finding rs. Like tried dating apps ah, not much progress for past 3 years, furthest I gone with is 5 dates on a dude ah and hug only, the rest is mostly one times good one ah and bye never seen again, only see each other on igs maybe.

Anyway, I think like the only thing going for me is my humour like I know I’m funny ah like it’s my main defining trait so like I Don’t Know if it’s right for a woman ? But it’s all those dark and unhinged humour like stuff I’m not supposed to know ah. Knowledge is a power and a curse ig.

I also have a lot of guy friends ah, like I know it is a double edged sword ish but either they are legit just friends or I kena friend zoned ah. Due to this, I have knowledge of NSF lingo and my guys friends say I talk like an encik.

Like when I meet guys in NS, ORD etc, I always have the tendency to ask the basic few qns cos my guy friends do it to each other

Bro what’s your camp, vocation and PES etc.

Eg dude from Guards, Bedok camp

I be like wow Damm, GUARDS READY TO STRIKE

Eg dude from air force, Paya Lebar

Me: ah yes chairforce

Or me mentioning 9th SAF core value . One dude spat out his food when I mentioned it like whiplash. I think I gave him Tekong flashbacks ah

They be surprised that I know all of this terminology like Kranji Sch V mono intake eg. ah. I feel like its the same as girls being surprised their bf know their way well through Sephora like know what foundation or brand is on top of their game or at least know what ______ is used for.

I mean I am in touch with my feminine side. I know yall go say oh be yourself like that, YA I AM MYSELF AND THE BEST I YET TO BE but still no result ah. I’m pretty sure guys want the stereotype of SG girl and pretend not to know ah but I don’t think I can method act like that or else I end up like heath ledger. What should I do about this, rn is my seasonal depression era like every end of year I get depressed ish so bear with me here.

Also PS: do not hit me up for dates on sgexams please. Like I can chat with you but not schedule dates this time.

EDIT: Do not ask to be fwbs, don’t cheat on your SAR-21

also post thought edit that I thought of some time ago: I think foreign spies can gain info on how military works by dating nsfs or those in high ranks

EDIT as of 12.12 Lazada Shopee Day: With all the DMs i received, my guy bestie said I can be an OC at this point