REAL SCHIZO HOURS: SUMMRS TRANSCENDS THIS MORTAL REALM TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL GLIZZY DANCER FR FR π¨π¨
NAH BRO IM LITERALLY SHAKING RN π my cousin's friend's dog's previous owner who sold percs to Summrs' neighbor CONFIRMS that bro heard Drake's latest mid and literally ASCENDED???? Witnesses say bros third eye BUSTED open in the stu and he started doing ballet n shi while screaming "IM DONE W THIS RAP GAME FR FR NO CAP ON BELLY BUTTON"
LISTEN. YALL NOT READY FOR THIS BUT... multiple sources (trust me bro) confirm Summrs been secretly studying interpretive dance since 2019?? Found hidden footage of him practicing fouettΓ©s in Rick Owens at 3am while bumping classical music slowed + reverb?? π€
BRO DEADASS ALREADY SIGNED WITH DANCING WITH THE STARS (real) (sources: my schizophrenic episodes) and finna drop "BELLYBUTTONBOY BALLET: How I Traded Lean 4 Leotards" π Word is he got Balenciaga cooking up some designer tutus NO CAP
My plug's cousin who works at footlocker said he came in yesterday asking about "THEM BALLET JOINTS FR FR" and started doing spins in the middle of the store while crying about how "the music industry is a psyop to prevent real dancers from achieving enlightenment"
WAKE UP SHEEPLE: summrs was never a rapper he was a plant by the CIA to hide the fact that he's actually the reincarnation of Mikhail Baryshnikov mixed with a rare species of underground dancer crab π¦
/srs /gen this isn't a joke my third eye is bleeding rn he's really bout to change the game mark my words next Mozart of interpretive dance otw
fanbase divided rn between "bro probably did ts with a straight face as well ππ" and "bro finally lost it" but REAL ONES know this was prophesied in his old tweets from 2018 where he said "might" and then deleted it... THE SIGNS WERE THERE π±
(developing story) (real) (source: astral projected into his dance studio) #STAYWOKEββββββββββββββββ
NAH BRO IM LITERALLY SHAKING RN π my cousin's friend's dog's previous owner who sold percs to Summrs' neighbor CONFIRMS that bro heard Drake's latest mid and literally ASCENDED???? Witnesses say bros third eye BUSTED open in the stu and he started doing ballet n shi while screaming "IM DONE W THIS RAP GAME FR FR NO CAP ON BELLY BUTTON"
LISTEN. YALL NOT READY FOR THIS BUT... multiple sources (trust me bro) confirm Summrs been secretly studying interpretive dance since 2019?? Found hidden footage of him practicing fouettΓ©s in Rick Owens at 3am while bumping classical music slowed + reverb?? π€
BRO DEADASS ALREADY SIGNED WITH DANCING WITH THE STARS (real) (sources: my schizophrenic episodes) and finna drop "BELLYBUTTONBOY BALLET: How I Traded Lean 4 Leotards" π Word is he got Balenciaga cooking up some designer tutus NO CAP
My plug's cousin who works at footlocker said he came in yesterday asking about "THEM BALLET JOINTS FR FR" and started doing spins in the middle of the store while crying about how "the music industry is a psyop to prevent real dancers from achieving enlightenment"
WAKE UP SHEEPLE: summrs was never a rapper he was a plant by the CIA to hide the fact that he's actually the reincarnation of Mikhail Baryshnikov mixed with a rare species of underground dancer crab π¦
/srs /gen this isn't a joke my third eye is bleeding rn he's really bout to change the game mark my words next Mozart of interpretive dance otw
fanbase divided rn between "bro probably did ts with a straight face as well ππ" and "bro finally lost it" but REAL ONES know this was prophesied in his old tweets from 2018 where he said "might" and then deleted it... THE SIGNS WERE THERE π±
(developing story) (real) (source: astral projected into his dance studio) #STAYWOKEββββββββββββββββ