Goofiest justifications you've heard for a vehicle purchase

Do any of y'all have any good stories about buyers who have crazy justifications for buying a certain type of vehicle? I'm talking like the guy who "needs" an F-250/F-350 diesel to "haul" a tiny lawn equipment trailer 2x a year or a realtor that "needs" a fully loaded Range Rover so that people will trust him (even though he hasn't finished his real estate licensing yet). I've run into a couple people like this in my life, but I'm not in the car industry and I figure some of you might have some good stories.