Got banned from another coffee shop

So I took everyone's advice, and decided to boof my coffee in front on the barrista. I even went prepared with a funnel.

I ordered my espresso, then while I was waiting for it, pulled down my trousers and boxers, shoved the funnel up my arse and bent over to receive the sweet brown nectar.

Not only did he stop making it half way through, he called the police. Now I'm due in court next week being charged with "indecent exposure".