Lightsabers are so expensive! What do you personally use them for?

I was browsing a few websites, looking for a conversation starter to put up on my wall, but couldn't bring myself to pay $300 for what I would use as a themed nightlight.

No shade to you guys, I would absolutely buy it if I had the money to blow. But it got me curious, what do y'all use them for? How do you justify spending upwards of $300 for a laser sword? Collecting and cosplay are the only things I can think of.

Edit: was definitely looking in the wrong places, thanks!