Dear Melissa

People relate to what they see in themselves. Hence why narcissistic, lazy, fake, selfish and whiny Melissa is the popular vote.

Nobody wants to claim they relate to the eldest daughter of immigrants (she def has eldest daughter syndrome), an abused woman (I believe she was truly abused in many ways by Joe Guidice- emotionally and financially for sure) and someone who like it or not is gonna speak their mind.

Teresa doesn't really care if you like her and doesn't play the social game. That makes her a polarizing person but it takes a strong person to be that.

Melissa is not a family oriented person. You can tell by the way she is that one scene with teresas daughters at tre's house party. Her body language look like she shit her pants and she ran to the bathroom right after.

She's inherently cold. She's that aunt we all grew up with who will throw YOU under the bus so her kids come out golden and you're afraid to hang out with your own cousin bc they might be a snake.

Tre continually gets gaslit to hell and back by her brother and Melissa now. Yet people call her crazy. Tbh it would be enough to make anyone crazy and not GAF.

Melissa and Joe- Tre is truly the whole reason your family even has food on the table. If you never met Joe you would've sat on the next dick that took you out of oblivion but you have no talents or skills and just would've been a bitter housewife running an Amazon business out of your house.

You latched onto Joe bc he's a little boy with mommy issues and easy to whip. You exploited your husband's family dynamic for your own gain bc you're as useless as Kim Kardashians sagging ass implant floating around in the fat.

Teresa did her time for the crime. I'm not gonna excuse it but you love to throw it in her face. You wouldn't have lasted a day in prison Miss Priss. You would've been sucking off the nearest officer for spray tan privileges.

What adversity have you ever faced in life to build your character? None. And that's why you have no character.

Dont get so cocky bc its just a matter of time before you get audited for your scammer lifestyle. Half the people in your social circle are committing mortgage fraud. Don't act brand new.