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Trump Reveals: “Tariffs are for Rich Pals, Not Factory Joes!”

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"The Deportables" Premieres on PBS

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Trump Proclaims 'National HODL Day' to Honor Stock Market Crash Investors

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This chair was made in Europe. My favorite country.

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Aww, cripes. I didn't know I'd have to write a description. How many words is that so far, like a hundred? Soooo, yeah. Mildly interesting stuff. Stuff that interests you. Mildly. It's in the name, ffs.

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Trump Announces 80% Tariffs on China After Seeing Fox News Commercial

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Donald Trump Issues Executive Order to Crown Himself Emperor Under the TRUMP Act

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Crisp Power Protein Pretzels

The Ketogenic Diet is a low carbohydrate method of eating. /r/keto is place to share thoughts, ideas, benefits, and experiences around eating within a Ketogenic lifestyle. Helping people with diabetes, epilepsy, autoimmune disorders, acid reflux, inflammation, hormonal imbalances, and a number of other issues, every day.

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Making pieces of chocolate

For those little things that are inexplicably satisfying.

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Trump Promises One Lucky $TRUMP Coin Holder a Chance to "Actually Make America Great Again"

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Trump Confesses: Thought JD Vance Owned JD Power, Picked VP Based on "Pure Ratings Genius"

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Local Woman Prefers Being Murdered by Citizen Over "Worse Fate" of Illegal Alien Killer

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Trump Promises to Make Alcatraz Great Again as a Luxurious Casino Prison Resort

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Trump Declares Memorial Day 'Suckers and Losers Day,' Introduces Bone Spurs Awareness

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Trump Announces "Trumpendence Day" in Bold Executive Order

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Trump Organization Opens "MAGA-nificent Toy Store"

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Eggs for breakfast anyone?

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A community where users share and discuss content related to trypophobia, the aversion to clusters of small holes or patterns.

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Amazon Unveils New "Meet Your Maker" Initiative

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During European Visit Trump Demands Royal Feast at "Bucking-Ham" Palace

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Trump Unveils Bold New Economic Plan: Turn 401(k)s into 101(k)s

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VP JD Vance Masterminds Trump's Deportation to Russia in Presidential Power Grab

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Pete Hegseth Heroically Defends Sacred Right to Spill Nation's Secrets to Anyone

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White House Spokesperson Embraces Inner 'Josephine Goebbels'

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Trump Accidentally Deports His Own Children Over Mistaken Identity At Taco Tuesday

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Trump Unveils Bizarre Strategy to Stop Immigration: Transform America into a Venezuelan Shithole

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Trump Names Marshall as New Cabinet Member in Bizarre Case of Mistaken Identity

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