The 2024 Election, but Trump and Biden are abducted by Aliens

"And now, we duel," Voldemort said as he faced down Harry in the graveyard. Suddenly without warning, the dark lord began to hover in the air. "What! What is this?" Voldemort demanded as what appeared to be a saucer appeared above him, before sucking him inside, and zooming away.

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Harry arrives to Kings Cross Station at the end of first year, to find no one waiting for him. Eventually making it back to Privet Drive, he finds the house is empty, the Dursleys having seemingly moved away.

FWI: Russia invades the Baltics, and NATO Article V is activated. Congress declares war on Russia, but Trump refuses to prosecute it.

Danish petition to buy California attracts hundreds of thousands of signatures

FWI: The United Kingdom transfers the British Virgin Islands to Canada

20 years after defeating Voldemort, there now exists a small subset of people calling themselves Dark Lord truthers, insisting Voldemorts rule was legitimate, prosperous, and that no muggleborns or half bloods were prosecuted. They constantly harass Harry, his family, and freinds.

FWI: Elon challenges Steve Bannon to a duel after being called out again by him in an interview, and he accepts.

Snape had and played favorites, this was well known among the student body. What he would never admit was his favorites were actually Fred and George Weasley, whom were practically Geniuses when it came to potionmaking.

Would it be viable for members of the left to pool money together to create a non-profit that buys the NBC spinoff so as to create a viable prograssiveor at least left leaning media company to compete directly with Fox/Newsmax, and or provide counter programing?

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When she was six, a raggedy man in a flying blue box crashes into the garden of Hermione Granger, his only words being “not again.”

Little did Voldemort or Dumbledore know, Snape actually worked for a third party, that of the Kingsman, even if he doesn’t work in one of their store fronts. He is prepared when Voldemort tries to kill him.

France runs fusion reactor for record 22 minutes

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How do House elves procreate?

Harry squirmed as his thoughts drifted again to his new found feelings towards Ginny Weasley. He needed to talk to someone about them, but he couldn’t exactly talk to Ron about this, and Hermione would be too awkward, as was Aunt Petunia. Dudley was a lost cause, which only left Uncle Vernon.

FWI: Before the U.S and Russia Peace conference can take place, Ukraine Special forces successfully kidnap/capture and take Vladimir Putin hostage.

Starmer 'ready' to put UK troops on ground in Ukraine to protect peace

TIL although he popularized the term “Second World War” throughout 1941, by 1942 FDR pushed for a different name for the war, and asked the public for ideas. He himself preferred the name “The Survival War.”

"Oh look Potter, you got your self a Girlfriend," Draco said condescendingly. "Malfoy, what are you even talking about," exasperated Harry. "This is Ginny's and my wedding. How did you even get in here? You weren't invited."

FWI: A future U.S president marries the crown princess/prince of a constitutional monarchy.

Instead of hiding out at the Weasley's, Wormtail takes shelter in a place called ACME labs. He is rather confused when he sees two lab mice talking of all things, and for some reason hears them ploting about taking over the world. Perhaps he could serve his lord another way?

David Bateson as Lord Voldemort