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Psychottorney

Early morning shenanigan...hooman says she witnessed i scratched the important book ...she hold me in contempt of court...I say the world is my litter box and scratch post...I plead innocent..

Legal advice* for the kitties and kittens (or other animals running kitty software) whose hoomans don't know how to be good servants. Please keep this sub relatively on-topic - but legal advice for dogs with doggo software is also welcome at our sister sub r/legaldogadvice. *No irl advice offered, legal, cat, or otherwise. We're cats, not lawyers or vets.

Psychottorney

Let him cook

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Hoomanz complainz if scratchezz furrrniturezzz...car scratchezz car tree...hoomanz still complainzz...hoomans neber shatisfied...hoomanz bery bery irritashion

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Psychottorney

Ungrateful hoomanz ...

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Psychottorney

Hooman not knowz how to foldz laundry...hoomanz needz dizciplinez...

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“Manual” clock in Amsterdam airport

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I sitz where I fitz

Legal advice* for the kitties and kittens (or other animals running kitty software) whose hoomans don't know how to be good servants. Please keep this sub relatively on-topic - but legal advice for dogs with doggo software is also welcome at our sister sub r/legaldogadvice. *No irl advice offered, legal, cat, or otherwise. We're cats, not lawyers or vets.

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Last standing gas chamber in Auschwitz

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Go crimezzz....!!

Legal advice* for the kitties and kittens (or other animals running kitty software) whose hoomans don't know how to be good servants. Please keep this sub relatively on-topic - but legal advice for dogs with doggo software is also welcome at our sister sub r/legaldogadvice. *No irl advice offered, legal, cat, or otherwise. We're cats, not lawyers or vets.

Psychottorney

Thor is wronged wrongfully ...hooman no clean the TV... Thor help the hooman realise it ...Hooman blame Thor..

Legal advice* for the kitties and kittens (or other animals running kitty software) whose hoomans don't know how to be good servants. Please keep this sub relatively on-topic - but legal advice for dogs with doggo software is also welcome at our sister sub r/legaldogadvice. *No irl advice offered, legal, cat, or otherwise. We're cats, not lawyers or vets.

Psychottorney

Sometimes I feel like he’s not real

Home to Reddit's most illegally smol cats. Kitties so smol they should be illegal! Icon criminals by u/nmfc1987 and u/jNealB.

Psychottorney

Yet another such brutality ...justice for paws

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So many allegations against the cars these dayz...the cattorney's must do something about it. This is workplace harrasment.!

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Psychottorney

Horses after hearing “A dog is a man's best friend”

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This is what a rhino chase looks like

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And, we all have drunk friends and Cats.

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A human heart awaiting transplant .

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Psychottorney

I'll just leave this here

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Psychottorney

This incredible cat saved the life of another cat!

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Photographer Donnie Dania captures lightning strike in west Virginia.

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Pro bono...somebody step up for this fella.

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Psychottorney

Fox froze in the lake and was cut out to be used as a marker.

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Hyena eating hippo that is still alive.

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Psychottorney

Maximum Concentration

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Psychottorney

We adopted Klaus today! He has 1 eye, half of each ear, and a partially amputated tail, but we think he’s a perfect handsome baby.

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